Comments on: Phantom crapper strikes around Dorset village. Who is the ‘turd man’? (UPDATED – AGAIN)

By: lindy

lindy — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 23:18:44 +0000

Perhaps this person is homeless and needs help. There is very little help for the homeless in Dorset I believe.

By: Bill Stanley

Bill Stanley — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:16:26 +0000

I never have been one to spoil The Red Bladder’s rather juvenile ideas of humour but he obviously forgets, well at his age it’s very easy, that I know as well as does how this little prank works. We knew it as students nearly 50 years ago and I, for one, am amazed that there is a single soul in this country who has not come across it before. I’m sure the police know, in fact I bet that it’s one of the first japes they learn about in coppers’ school. Come on Bladder, stop milking it for your silly puns and explain all.

By: The Red Bladder

The Red Bladder — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 10:10:30 +0000

Why, oh why, don’t the police use tracker dogs? Obviously Alsatians would be no good in this case. No, this is a job for a highly-trained Shih Tzu. Somewhere in the bowels of Bridport Police Station there must be a few leads as to the previous culprit or did investigative opinions fall between two stools? I know there were some leads but blundering passers by may well have wrecked ‘em. I know it must be hard for the residents of West Milton but I am afraid that they will have to just turn the other cheek for the time being.

By: The Red Bladder

The Red Bladder — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 04:48:03 +0000

Are you sure that the good people of West Milton are really stepping carefully to avoid the offending deposits? It seems to me that they are only going through the motions.