As a ‘grieved Non Tory’ and supporter of the Lewesdon Hill party decked out in bluebell blue and beech green why not elect William Crowe to represent West Dorset?
He was, after all, vicar of Stoke Abbot and a good poet (c.1788) and the top of Lewesdon Hill would make a good polling station for all those that could reach its lofty leafy summit. Mount Parnassus of West Dorset and marvellous views to be had of the rolling countryside. None of those late night queues.
Then again you could have the Good Cider Party based in Powerstock, campaigning for better cider nationally and for juice contents to be displayed on the labels, in an attempt to bring the big cider firms under some kind of control.
Then again you could have an alliance with the New Lerret Party which has a very good following on Chesil beach.
Three party politics in a nutshell and, as for a hung parliament, you only have to go to Bridport… where they used to make the Bridport dagger. Why go to London??